The Menu:
Hors d’Ouvre:
Maestro Chef – John McGeoch
Great Guitarist’s Sleight of Hand Baffles Copyists!
Soup and Champers – The Ultimate Hangover Cure (see also Haggis etc.)
Roadside Snack – Currywurst and Scotch Eggs!
Lol in Graceland – Everything is Elvis Crazy ‘cept the Kitchen aka The Church
Entrée:
Graceland is Small – The Plane Lisa Marie is Small – Was Elvis Myopic?
One Pre-Show Drink – Could a Great Gig Make!
Robert Smith – Does His Onstage Drinks Routine Reveal an OCD?
Dessert:
Lol Wonders if His Laundry is Done – Investigating Sylvia Plath’s College.
MGT Recalls Nottingham Rock City – Budgie Recalls the Angels’ Harley Davidsons.
Pearl gets support with a Fever of 105F.
Aperitif:
Is Beer Bad for Singers?
The Secret Screen and Bucket? No, it’s not a Pub.
Budgie recalls Rick Wakeman’s Curry in a Hurry and Siouxsie in his Bass Drum – Nice
MGT remembers The Mission’s behind the Amps Bucket Routine.
Digestif:
Pregnant Pause – The name of MGTs next band.
Budgie – Back on The Road Again.
Andy’s London Guitar Store.
Bob and The Woolworth pick-ups
Do a Runner:
Nah? Really?
Punk or Wot?